horizon's My Harshwhinnial

Sometimes you run across a piece of fan fiction that just floors you. When you reach the end of the story, you sit and stare at your screen, and then you remember to breathe, and then you read the story again, because you can't quite believe someone could write something so gripping, so wonderful, so real about candy-colored equines.

This is one of those stories.

[Shipping][Comedy][Crossover] • 9,100 words
This is a poni adaptation of the best fanfic ever written except the original was too dark an goffik. So now it's abt sports and MEdal is Miss Harshwhinny's son. He does sports things and inspects cities for the inter Equestrian games. With his friends and sometimes his mom.

Hit the break for a chat with horizon, and a link to My Harshwhinnial for your reading pleasure. Don't forget to grab an ebook copy over at the Downloads page!

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Where do you live?

2323 east oke dr in cty of greenvile w/ith eldar sitter MAndy && dad && steppmam && 2 cat. did u evar nodis famis fic riders alwys haev cats???

RADbash74 sed nt 2 put adress bt if i no haev it hear then I do’not get fammail. U HEER ME RADBASH U LEV IT IN

Editor's Note: With Horizon’s reluctant yet gracious permission, the remainder of his interview responses have been run through a spell-checker.

What kind of work do you do? (i.e. are you a student, do you have a career/day job, etc)

I student as a day job, but ponyfics is hard full-time work. Sometimes I spend a hole hour writing.

How did you discover My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic? When did you realize you were a fan of the show?

I was watching Have Live Full live Consequences on Youtube and in the videos was a link 2 pony version. It looked stupid so I clocked on it. It was stupid. My internet fronds sad I just didn’t got the pony jokes. Now I do get the pony jokes. But half Pony Consecrations still stupid scents it doesn’t use “"20 percent cooler"” even once. That’s a funny joke!

Do you have a favorite episode?

I watch “Games pony Plate” over && over && over && over && over because MISS HARSHWHINNY is best pony ever. Episode with Twilicorn is ok. Someday I will witch the rest of them.

Who is your favorite character based purely on the canon of the show itself? Would your answer change if you considered the fandom in its entirety (i.e. art, fanfiction, memes, etc)?

Harshwhinny, DUH! She is gold meddle athlete and Equus train Games inspection. Her bag of an athlete is like 40 thousand ponds so under her swatter she has huge mussels. That’s so hot.

steroid Pegasus is cool 2 && I like the way he says “yEEEEEEEAAAH". But I’m not gray. If u r then pack him as best pony && if u do I don’t judge.

I dint thank Twilicorn was cool till I red fic that had her fly foster than rainbow Dash. Fanfic Twilicorn is awesome! Pony Twilicorn is a nerd.

How did you come up with your handle/penname?

My dads name is Harry

Have you written in other capacities (other fandoms, professionally, etc)? When did you first start writing?

I used 2 write essays 4 school then their was an argument && my dad screamed at the principle 4 a while && now I don’t which leaf me more time 4 the ponyfics.

What do you like to do when you’re not writing?

I play sports games 2 learn how 2 play best sports so I can win all the Olympics sum day. All ready I know 2 slide tackle all the tim 4 FIFa && punch face 4 hokey && dunk every shot 4 NAB jam. I read internet 4 how 2 get big muscles cause girls give the sexs 2 muscle athletes. I start REEL training after hi school because PE is stupid with running laps && set-ups && jumping Jakes && not enough sports.

I watch pony youtubes but mostly good animes like Fighting spirit which has boxing && dragon bell Z witch teach me good fic pacing && princess Lover! watch has good girl advice like all grills really love u && u has 2 chose.

Who is your favorite author (published or fanfiction)? Do you have a favorite story or novel?

Ok I ½ to tell curl && honest truth: ALL PONYFIC SUCKS. (except mine). I red “My Little dashie” && he won’t let her sports && there r no alicorns. “Sunny Skies all Dye Long” about alicorn who wants 2 NOT BE allocution && gave up magic witch is STUPID. Some1 tried to make me reed “Eternal” which shooed have been called “ETERNITY” instead because WAY TOO LONG && I gave up.

But that is nit fault of ponyfic its’ because writing is done by stupid NERDS who waste words on stopped NERD things && make up stipend NERD rules like spiel things a curtain way. Fic called “My immoral” is best fic I ever reeded because its not NERDY && it full of plot && sexs && suspends. It sucks a little 2 though, cents it all dark and “goffic” (what does theta even mean) && no sports. So I rote my story 2 fix.

Stephen King believes that every author has an “ideal reader” – the one person who they write for, the one person whose reactions they care about. Do you have one, and if so, who is it?

Ummmmmmmmmmm if Christopher Nolan reeds my fic he can make movie of “My harshwhinnial && I make millennials of $$dollars && the flim wood have sports && sexs && expulsions. So if u know him tell him 2 red my fic.

Do you have any tips for aspiring writers, or writers who are struggling with their own stories?

Get cats!! u cant be a famous fic arthur without cats.

If u r strangling with your fic its probably because your charters aren’t strong. Strange characters make fics easy. Miss Harshwhinny is the strongest caricature except for Meddle my OOC but he’s mine. So use her instead. But u can’t have pony sexs with her because that’s cheating.

What is your typical writing process? (Do you work through multiple drafts, do you have any prereaders/editors, etc?)

I write My Harshwhinnial and than post it. Except I gib it 2 my internet friend Baxli to spill check it forest && sometimes he fixes words. He is a nerd, but stupid mod aerator nerds like Nightie && poltroon reject my fic b4 Baxel help, so at least Basxil is good nerd. From this I learn sometimes 2 do god things u have 2 not hate ALL nerds. Thus is y i make Bakil into trixie in my fic.

What inspired you to write My Harshwhinnial?

Already said —————> a curtain way. Fic called “My immoral” is best fic I ever reeded because its not NERDY && it full of plot && sexs && suspends. It sucks a little 2 though, cents it all dark and “goffic” (what does theta even mean) && no sports. So I rote my story 2 fix. Stephen King believes

Did you run into any tough spots or challenges when writing My Harshwhinnial?

oH mY bUCKING aLICORN YES OMBA OMBA OMBA YES. My stipend sister RUINED CHAPTER 12 w/ith her NERD STORY...... Sericeously go read Caper 12 it MAKE NO SINCE!!!!!!! I cant fix it sense it already postered && now I have 2 make it cannon part of story && write new chapeaus that use it!!

But she did give Meddle a hello copter though, so I only hate her like 99% percent.

When you set out to write My Harshwhinnial, did you have any specific messages or themes in mind?

Ok RADbash this sound like nerd questing. Y u ask NERD quieten? R u NERD?

Where can readers drop you a line?

Send female to my house I gave address above. Or send messes thru FIB fiction account. Or comment on story but NO NERD FLAMBES! Only likes && complements!!!!

Is there anything else you’d like to add?

Thanks u 2 best grope on FIM faction —> Miss harshwhinny Is Baste Pony!!! They wear my 1st audience && the talking dinosaur and artifictional intelligence both liked my fic so go tell them hi.

Also sports